Hayes is a writer/creative director/content creator/hired pun/whatever you want to call him as long as he gets paid, who's best known for his short banger lines, stupid-smart ideas, and occasional long run-on sentences straight off the dome.

When he’s not pacing around town at 2am writing self-deprecating jokes in his notes app, he can be heard spontaneously beatboxing in places he probably shouldn’t be or wondering if he should identify with the latest trending neuro-divergent superpower.

He is also extraordinarily handsome but would never say so himself because he is so humble. And smart, too.

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